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Affirmations for Pessimists

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Affirmations for PessimistsDo you like ugly, silly drawings? Ever get annoyed by lame socially acceptable sayings such as Dont take it personally or You need to practice self acceptance? Ever feel guilty that youre just too lousy a person for real affirmations of love and kindness and prefer to just say something uncomfortably appropriate? With Affirmations for Pessimists, you get all of the above, with award winning cartoonist fine artist Chris Reccardis illustrated book of

Do you like ugly, silly drawings? Ever get annoyed by lame socially-acceptable sayings such as Ò...DonÕt take it personallyÓ or Ò...You need to practice self-acceptance?Ó Ever feel guilty that youÕre just too lousy a person for real affirmations of love and kindness and prefer to just say something uncomfortably appropriate?
With ÒAffirmations for PessimistsÓ, you get all of the above, with award-winning cartoonist/fine artist Chris ReccardiÕs illustrated book of hideous drawings paired with delightful quotes that offer cynical (but true) alternatives to todayÕs popular wisdom.
Whether itÕs a cheerful outing to the DMV (without an appointment), being cornered at a ÒworkÓ party or passenger in economy class, dealing with sub-standard friends, or just simply being fed up with faux ÔnicenessÕ, thereÕs bound to be a delightfully wretched verbal and pictorial truism somewhere in these pages just for you!

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Sharon T.
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Ease of use
Color: 7-in-1 Silver & Black/Beer Opener, Size: Rechargeable Set
Works great. Looks good on counter top. Easy to use. Long charge life. Bonus beer bottle opener!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 8, 2023
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Steven Glasser
Houston, US
★★★★★ 1
Worked twice then died within 3 months
Color: 7-in-1 Silver & Black/Beer Opener, Size: Rechargeable Set
The set is nice, looks good, well organized. The features are simple and the main opener looks and feels sturdy. However, roughly half the corks just get torn and don’t extract. Had 3 or less successes with as many failures. We only drink a few bottles a month at most. Now the unit just completely stops almost as quickly as it starts. You can reverse the screw to get it out when it stops and the motor seems fine when not pressed against a bottle/cork. The way it stops almost immediately when fully charged and cool means it isn’t an overheating issue or weak battery issue from what I can tell. Very disappointed and wished I’d returned it the minute I had the first issue. I thought it might just be me not holding it firmly enough or needing to learn some trick, but it was definitely the unit going bad. Buyer beware.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 1, 2023
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Tammy Vaughn
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Easy to operate.
Color: Black/Battery
Very easy to operate. I was a little confused on how it operated but all I had to do is sit it on top of the can and it operates by itself. When it is done, the lid can be removed or set on top of the can. It doesn't leave any sharp edges. I was using a hand held one but because I have arthritis in my wrist, it is worth the price easy enough for seniors or disabled
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026
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Carlos Guevara
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Great, super efficient!
Color: Black/Battery
Love this. Bought it for my mom since she doesn’t have a lot of strength in her hands. Perfect. Kind of slow but gets it done haha.
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Pamela Bognar
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 1
Only worked for 1 month.
Color: Black/Battery
This product was delivered on April 20th and worked great. It made a nice clean cut in the metal with no sharp edges and the top of the can lifted up nicely. Yesterday, May 24th, it stopped cutting and unfortunately, the return window closed on May 20th.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026

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